"We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist." - Joseph Heller
"So many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals." unknown high school principal
"Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principle one was that they escaped teething." - Mark Twain
"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they had to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?" - Paul Merton
"You don't have to brush your teeth. Just the ones you want to keep." - unknown
"Never go to a dentist whose office plants have died."
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